She Is Just Faking It.

Lovers of loud sex, give us a break please. Tell me why she's moaning in these hostel cubes at 5pm in the evening without giving a damn about the neighbours. 

Funny how the guy is so happy about it (I know) but are you sure she ain't moaning out her childhood traumas? Are you sure the penetration isn't invoking some of her greatest fears? No wonder the moaning is not Rhythmic and in tendem with the stroking. huh! don't question, I'm hearing every bit of it.

Bruhv! she's just faking it.

For long, most Kenyan men have been duped into believing that they are great lovers, just because their women make noise during throes of passion. In the heat of the moment, women do all sorts of crazy antics. Tales have been told of those who tear sheets, break wind, shed tears and speak in tongues! But as it turns out, and this is breaking news, most of these antics are stage-managed.

So never mind that neighbour who scandalises kids and the entire apartment block as he spanks his lover, yelling “Who is your daddy...who is your daddy...say my name” as she screams on top of her lungs. Again, gentlemen, if you are one of those men who brag in bars about how you make women scream your name during ‘gland-to-gland’ combats, think again.

Men have egos that require constant stroking, we all know. So most of the time we moan and scream to turn them on. Most women, if they were to be real, will tell you that they make noise to cover up for the fact that they never climax, and a lot of men will always fall for the trick thinking that they have driven their lovers into ecstasy, when actually the opposite is the case. Infact some even  scream the loudest if they are not enjoying it  to hurry things up for him to climax and leave them alone. 

In some other cases, it’s all about pain and nothing to do with pleasure or the man doing a great job. Some men are very insensitive and always want to have their way regardless of the woman’s mood. The best foreplay they can offer is spanking a woman, Honestly all unromantic men should be castrated.

We all know that silence is a mood killer, so we do it to give men confidence of doing it more. Kwanza when it comes to transactional relationships, women will moan their ovaries out. it's all for their advantage y'know. It's not always about us enjoying, but since you guys are too slow to differentiate between a real and a fake moan, cheers to more years of being duped!

Anyway ladies, go on and make some noise.